Pervy/Strange thought for the day.
If I were ever to write/direct a vampire themed porno, I’d call myself Bram Stroker!
ladies read this,
fellas show this to your ladies.
They forgot to mention the taint.
Where should you NOT kiss someone really? :p
(Source: thequantumbear)
Nnnngh! I want someone to play with tonight!
I don’t want porn! I want a woman!
Failing the ideal situation of someone actually being here, a living, breathing, warm and yielding, delectable body to hold in my arms, I’d maybe settle for someone on the other end of a camera who’s feeling like getting a bit frisky. You know, if I’m honest :p
Oh dear, is this blog getting a bit repetitive?
I’m feeling more satisfied now ;)
Goodnight my darlings.
xx
Do you ever get that thing where you’re not ‘horny’ but for some reason feel like you want to be?
I mean, I suppose it’s if you’ve decided at some point “tonight I’m going to get myself off… yes, that will be nice”. And then when ‘tonight’ (or whatever) comes you find yourself not really in the mood and yet almost as if by force of habit, which could be another explanation I suppose, you’re on tumblr, or your porn site of choice, flicking through stuff and thinking ‘okay, soon I’ll get turned on and go and start looking for real ‘inspiration’!” … except that doesn’t end up happening and so you probably do one of two things (or, even more disheartening, a combination of the two).
- Get bored; frustrated; tired; realize the time; or otherwise decide to call it a day.
- Find something or go back to an old favorite, which sadly doesn’t seem so magical today, and have a rather halfhearted go at pleasuring yourself.
It’s all terribly silly of course. Oh the ennui! (You don’t want to know how much time and just how much more frustrated I became trying to find out how to spell that!!)
Ah well, never mind, and don’t take too much heed of this, I seek only to talk about the rather stupid things that happen in life, so as to contrast them with the lusty, erotic, purposful things I often write about. At least, I think that’s what I’m doing haha.
I’m slightly surprised really that no one’s ever taken me up on the offer of ‘skyping’ ;p
Anonymous asked: oh my god, your audio post? Had me soaked in seconds.
Hehe how absolutely delicious ;) If you’re after some more you can find the other recordings I’ve done here on my main blog.
I don’t tend to post graphic pictures here, but Oh goodness! Yes, please! I want a woman to try this with :o
(Source: tumblr-mais-18)
I’d rather like to have sex right now. And this is how I’d like to have it! I’ve always wanted to try this position, it just looks so sensual and intimate don’t you think?
It’s funny, I’m not exactly horny, but I’m really longing to have sex today. Longing for that intimacy, the feel of another body wrapped around my own! That smooth, soft, gorgeous skin rubbing and pressed against me! That shared pleasure! Maybe I’ll go and repeat a little mantra over and over, “Sex comes frequently and freely! Sex comes frequently and freely! Sex comes frequently and freely! Sex comes…” haha ;D
It’s better that way.
I’m off to do just that, as I do every night! Come join me? ;)
